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Saturday, August 29, 2009

don't let them say you ain't beautiful.



yesterday:




got a free ride from ms, wong, yesterday. she's such a nice woman. she said that she would celebrate me and jane's birthday right on the last day of school. cooooooooooooool right? hahs!holidays are coming. yipee. i don't sound enthusiatic at all. bummer. i wonder if i should wear my class tee on monday? pink's so not my colour. it makes me look as if i'm from a cleaning agency cleaner. i don't want EOY papers to come. i hate it. damn. i need a haircut. yes,yes,yes. i want my lens. yes,yes,yes. damn. i should start mugging but i'm just too lazy.

my smile looks fake with my teeeth open. :(


i laughed so hard that i gagged when i saw this. i wonder why would the school give her, an 4o plus year old anorexic, menopausing virgin that position? sexuality education coordinator? LOIS CHAN? that's like so wrong. but i'm looking forward to the talk. i wonder what she's gonna say. now laugh.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

hubba,hubba.




luckily i came to school today. today was like sooo much fun. took so much photos. had fun like hell. recess was the best. not gonna elaborate. but i was pretty elated. geez, i haven finished my chinese compo. maths suck balls. after school, got a free ride from mdm ow? i don't really know her though. but she's nice. she dropped us off at j8. after that went window-shopping. i swear she's............ speechless. damn,
i'll upload more of the photos someother time.
geez, i never knew people thought of me this way. hilarious.



Monday, August 24, 2009

"happy, bam, slam"



omg, school today was like soooooooooooo much fun. cause most of the time we were talking about *ahem*. you get the point. we were like doing so many stupid things from piggybacks to my jellyfish dance. man, i love today. except for maths. fuck the test. i think i'm gonna fail. :{ the physics teacher was, weird? his face gave me a feeling that fangs are going to come out and start sucking blood. scary. well, it's better than that OBL rick tan. toot him. after school, went home. walked to the bus stop with jane,brandon and OHK. man, i miss bullying OHK soooooooooooo much. oh, and we gossiped, hehe. found out alot of new things. kinda shocked. bullying ohk is such a source of entertainment. hahs. homed.
OH, joonwoon pranked call me just now. toot him. he's suck a dick. but i have to give him kudos for being such a funny prank caller. you can just laugh your ass out hearing his funny accents. andd i entertained him by being lady GAGA selling him condoms. dirty, i know. dang. he denied it in msn, oh whatever.
i should start studying. :{ i wanna watch bruno, but it's R21. i'm sad.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

uptown girl, she's been living in her uptown world

yesterday: met up with jane,audrey,joycelin in the morning and headed towards bugis. met up with linh. then headed to haji lane. went to an ice cream stall. and visited other shops too. pretty awesome.

PICTURES:
I'M like so in love with the ice-cream there.

SEE HOW HAPPY LINH IS.


THE INTERIOR IS PRETTY COOL TOO.


IN ONE OF THE SHOPS.


THERE WAS THIS ANG MO WHO ASKED US IF WE WANTED SUGARCANE DRINKS. and i said yeah, cause i was thirsty. he was kinda hilarious and took a picture with him.


DONT ASK ME WHY. i had no idea why i hugged him. maybe i was too excited. he kept saying 'i will see you very soon.' creepy.

joycelin.
HEADED to linh's house. played with her dog and make-up. her dog's cute.

combing the hair.


dog fur anyone?












LINH'S BUBBLE TEA ENDORSEMENT.


Friday, August 21, 2009

bouncy bouncy smack smack.

Today,today,today got 3 pretty chio bu never turn up for school. so sian la. but it gave me a chance to interact with others. farzana and juliana was hilarious today. physics was so fucked up. that OBL(ox-bow lake) came to class. recess was super fun. Ruier actually ate. then fooled around.

here are the pictures:





JULIA AND FARZANA. this is my first photo with farzana in 3 years.

ME AND MY SISTER.

JULIANA & JULIA.


RUIER'S HAND.

JULIANA'S HAND.

ME & CASS'S HAND.


WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPEN? SEE THIS VIDEO.

"I'M NOT THE SAME KID FROM YOU'RE MEMORY."

A little something special to the 3 chio bu that didn't come school today.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

she had terrible,horrible laughter that turned me off.


yeap. rolled my eyes when ms.chan announced my name. i was kinda hoping that my name would be heard and yeah, i heard it. but i was least expecting to get 'most helpful award'? whatever. got back my SS. flunked. confirm fail combine humans. history class was damn shiok today! cause all the N2 people went for some ITE excursion. cass's been complaining she's hungry for the whole day. hahs. i acted weird today. kinda conspicious. some of you guys noticed, i suppose? reason? my title.

If I'm a bad person, you don't like me.

played with jane's hair today during chinese class. freaking hilarious. we decided to give her the chun li look. well, here goes :





just wrap a piece of tissue over a bun and ta-dah!









she had a terrible,horrible laughter that turned me off.


yeap. rolled my eyes when ms.chan announced my name. i was kinda hoping for my name to pop up but i was least expecting to get 'most helpful'? whatever. history lesson today was damn shiok cause N2 went for a ITE trip today. cass's been complaining she's hungry the whole day. hahs. i acted weird today. kinda conspicious. i believe some of you guys noticed. sigh. the reason? my title.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

"elasticity"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSB2TpeY-2E

i find it hilarious. esp, the condom part. it shocked the shit out of me. hahs! enjoy!
damn, it's already monday. i hate mondays.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

heads will roll.


i think i'm gonna puke at another sight of sushi. DAMN, dined at sakae sushi last night with jane,audrey,ruier,linh and joycelin at park mall. we were all so famished that we decided to have a sushi-eating competition. i was kinda dissapointed when i got in. there wasn't much variety. but still we ate. who won? me of course! hahs. i was suprised that linh and jane didn't eat much while ruier ate quite a bit. halfway through audrey was moaning in pain because she ate too mush. i guess?
whatever. took alot of pictures. but it's in audrey's camera. OH,
tried DR.peppers for the first time, it tastes, perculiar. whateveer, i kinda like ion. :}

OH,OH,OH,OH! did i forget to mention while we were at DG. i saw a tween that looks like Jean-Sébastien? OMG, i was like so so so so bewitched. they had the same face and hair! only that he was still, a tween, :{ i forgot to took a photo. :'{ i couldn't help but said 'CB' so loud that i got stares by passerbys. dang, he's hot. wonder how he looks like? (below) i couldn;t really find a nicer one.


i better start excercising.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009


i wanna go back to the days where there's no tension between friends.
i'm starting not to like you,again.
i don't like it when you think you're so superior. who do you think you are anyway?
you are a fucking obnoxious bitch.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

okay, pardon the language cause i watched too much youtube.

oh great. i just wrote a thousand word essay about what a shit-ass mofo you are and i backspaced it for it's too conspicious that i'm talking about you. dang it. why am i so kind-hearted to hurt your feelings? no wait. that's because i don't want to see that pathetic dick-sucking face of yours after being touched by reading my description of you. you will be,trust me.

sometimes i really wish i could shave you bald and shove an umbrella up your peep-hole and make you scream orgasm and let the blood flow and make you suck my balls and make a video out of it and post it on youtube under 'bleeding orgasm whore sucking my balls'.
okay, this is kinda sadistic. i better stop.

look, i don't even bother minimizing the words. cause i'm so kind-hearted that i don't want you to squint your eyes and i know you will eventually enlarge the words and read it so i might as well let you read it straight.

from now on, i don't give a shit to whoever's pussy you gonna lick cause I DON'T CARE.

Friday, August 7, 2009

i know you'll like it. hopefully.






JORDAN today, was as usual emo-ing.

i'm not a patriot so don't expect me to sing along.


national day celebration today. audrey brought her hair straightener and i used it. so freakhog embarrasing,man! cause i was using the electrical circuit by the window and many people passed by. they must think i'm such a vainpot. anyways, went down for assembly, i HATE assemblies. i was sweating like hell and the principal was preaching a whole lot of bullshit. and one particular upper sec class was freakhog getting on my nerves. anyways, went to science centre after that. it's preety cool. i like the omni theatre best.



PICTURES:


LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE FACE. he was very interested about seeing my hair getting straightened and he joined in the fun as well.






ON THE WAY TO SCIENCE CENTRE. notice we're sitting at the final row? we managed, for once, beat the guys to it.
REACHED(the first picture above). brina was excited about the dinosaur behind. jane hates it cause she thinks it's disgusting. for most of the people, including me. was looking at the dinosaur's below to check out it's gender. it's been confirmed. it's a female.
WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT HER PATHETIC FACE? she gives that face 24/7.

ON THE WAY TO CATCH SOME SCIENCE SHOW. can't see my face cause audrey chiong infront and pushe linh and linh's head blocked. damn.

SOME SCIENCE SHOW. it's quite funny actually. but most of the time i was laughing at richard,manoj,krishna,etc's lameness i couldn't focus on the show. oh, they drank their mineral water provided and they treated it as beer. they held up their bottles and said 'yam seng'(cheers) so loudly! ms.chan turned back and stared at them. LOL.

RECESS. we sat on the floor. quite cooling actually. the boys were all standing.

AFTER RECESS , WENT TO THE DA VINCI THING. no pictures were allowed. but the whole thing was kinda cool. the boys fitted themselves in in a cabinet? the whole thing was literally shaking. FREAKHOG CROWED(BELOW)
oh. can you spot richard? (above)








NE TRAIL. we were supposed to play a game but we were too lazy so instead we fooled around and started playing with the inventions there.
experiencng the greenhouse's temperature.


OH!OH! this bottom invention is like so cool. you write something on it and when you press 'post' it appears on the screen. so cool! even diana was fasinated. hahs.

WENT TO THE HUMAN BODY SECTION.

JUST HOW RIDICOUSLY SEXY CAN I LOOK?

NOW I'M SKINNY.

PRETENDING TO SIT ON THE BUS.

O.O! there was this section where anything white would start to glow. if you smile with your teeth open. your teeth would shine like the laces below.


MOSQUITO.
SHOCKED. i was tempted to play with this electric shock chair after viewing joonwoon's video. it's not exactly shocked electricallly. just vibrations, it vibrates so vigourously that it makes you want to let go of your hand. it's preety awesome.

HE'S JUST POSING WITH THE CHAIR.


BAM. this is to see how strong you are. you use a hammer and slam on something and then it'll show you your points? anyways, i scored full points. hehe. cause i stomped on it. and that glenn was freakhog hilarious. he was slamming th ething continously until he was pantless. LOL. he looked like a madman.

UNGLAMNESS. assembled and waiting for the bus.

CAN YOU GUESS WHO'S HAND? yes, it's that big fat CMS.

CANDID. i like this photo. it's like so candid. it's like as if we were in a crowed shopping mall. will you just look at OHK's facei enjoyed myself today. thanks for the pictures. audrey has somemore with her. ciaos.
it was oh-so close.