"I don't wanna take your precious time 'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty face. But you turned into a pretty big waste of my time."

I've always found the female species to be very intricate. A living oxymoron comprised of a tsunami of emotions. Entails great laboriousness to comprehend.  
There is one thing that I can conclude from my 19 years of observation about the female species: most of us are two faced bitches. Underneath that smiley facade is a prison of vicious spiteful thoughts kept clandestine to only the person you dont like but so exposed to everyone. Fucking emmy award winning bitches.