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Monday, April 13, 2009



somebody literally, please, kill me.
i'm feeling downright terrible.
i'm feeling so fucking drowsy.
at least school perked me up a little.
damn you jane and leon for vandalising my uniform.
thanks alot.
now i'm going to get a lecture from my mom.
passed my physics today.
i think i did pretty okay for oral today.

oh! oh!
we wrote about each other today.
it was hilarious.



Jane is, short,fag,pig,smelly,desperate,horny. (i'm not gonna name all.)
Linh is, swollen,fat,tanned,act chio,act cute,act cheap,triple double extreme double chin.
Audrey is, uneligible to be pornstar.
jordan is, china-looking,skinny like shit,masturbator,horny,small,eyes.

and guess what?
i have the most comments!
i can't believe they actually said i was:
-china-looking(i do not look like a cheena! i just have small eyes!)
-malaysian(how do malaysians even look like?)
-small eyes(you got a problem with that? i'm asian for pete's sake.)
-ang mo wannabe but fail(wth? i'm not a caucasian wannabe! i just like their accent and eye colour.)
-rapist(hello? i just literally rape people.)
-china pornstar(fuck that person whoever wrote it.)
-ang mo accent(fake only) (you're just jealous arean't you?)
-many pimple association(i'm still undergoing puberty!)
-short(fyi audrey, i'm 1/2cm taller than you!)

bah. this is fun. i recommend you guys to try it.

all right. gotta go study for poa and history tomorrow.

it's infuriating how my hair looks way cooler at home than in school.

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