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Thursday, December 4, 2008

okay, i'm bored.
so i'm going to put my knowledge to good use.
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it;s actually okay to have sex when a female is pregnant.
but after 3 months of pregnancy, the sex has to stop.
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when a pregnant woman has cravings for sweets, chocolate.
she's pregnant with a girl.
when a woman has craving for meat or vegetables.
she's pregnant with a boy. (i think)
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when a man sees a naked woman, he becomes dumbstruck.
when a woman sees a naked man, she usually burst into laughter.
(this is so freaking true.)
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it seems that a man's penis size rates at no. 10 on a woman's attraction list because of its historical association with male power - the bigger the organ, the more respect he gets.
in New Guinea, men makes a public display of their penises by covering them with a one-metre long sheaths, which they tie around the neck for support and to parade them around in public.
(i've seen the picture, and trust me. you don't wanna see it.)
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